Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Get Ready for Planetary Ping-Pong, Cosmic High-Fives, & a Nebula-sized Dose of Good Vibes!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 15 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 52 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! With the Waning Crescent moon at a sprightly 24.8 days old, we're all feeling a bit like Cylons after a long night of intergalactic partying. #OutOfThisWorldHangover Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is currently doing a funky dance with Mercury, making communication as mixed up as a FTL jump sequence gone awry. Remember that episode where Starbuck input the wrong coordinates and they ended up on a planet made entirely of chocolate? Yeah, it's a bit like that. #GalacticMiscommunication However, don't let this cosmic confusion get you down. You've got a fire sign, Sagittarius, and you're hotter than a supernova in your neighbor's backyard. Use that heat to melt any misunderstandings in your path. #FieryDiplomacy In terms of love, Venus is on your side but she's playing coy, like a toaster who's forgotten how to frakking toast. Patience, my dear Archer, is your best weapon here. #LoveInTheTimeOfStargazing As for your work, Mars is fueling your ambition like a Viper running on high-octane tylium. But be careful not to burn out, or you'll end up like a frazzled out Raptor engine. Balance is key. #CareerRocketFuel In conclusion, keep your phasers set to stunning and remember, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of a universe written in binary code. #ToInfinityAndBeyond May the stars guide you, Sagittarius! And remember, no matter what happens, don't panic – it's only science! #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.11.2023 08:22:01 (sag-08-11-2023)