Sagittarius Report

"Jupiter's Doing a Breakdance: Sagittarius, Hold onto Your Arrows, It's Time for an Intergalactic Hoedown!"

We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Saturday, 23 December, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

"Bleep Bloop Bleep, Sagittarius! That's astromech droid for 'Hello'. You've hit the celestial jackpot! The moon is currently parking its cosmic caboose in your sign, and Mars, the red planet, is also crashing at your place. It's like a cosmic Airbnb up there. This is the astrological equivalent of having your house on MTV Cribs. #CelestialBling This interstellar alignment means it's time to take action on your dreams, be they launching a DIY spaceship or figuring out how to fit into a pair of skinny jeans. Remember, the Force is strong with you, but it won't do your laundry. With the new moon only 0.4 days old, it's so fresh it's practically a lunar baby. It's the perfect time to start something new, whether that be learning Wookiee language or perfecting your lightsaber dueling skills. Just remember, don’t go cutting off any hands. #NewMoonNewYou Your adventurous spirit is as fired up as a hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon, so buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride. But fear not, the stars are your galactic GPS. Finally, under the auspices of these celestial bodies, your luck is dialed up to eleven. You might even find yourself dodging asteroids with the agility of an Ewok on a speeder bike. #SagittariusSwagger May the Force be with you, Sagittarius, and remember, if anyone asks, you’re the droid they're looking for. Bleep bloop bleep!"

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-13-12-2023)