Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: It's Not Your Fault the Universe is in Retrograde, but Grab Your Towel Anyway!"

We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Saturday, 23 December, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 16 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Sagittarius! This is your interstellar pal, Riddick, back again with another astronomical giggle for the day. Now, as you know, Mars is currently vacationing in your sign, and let me tell you, he's not just sitting around eating cosmic ice cream. No, sir! Mars is pushing you to take action like a caffeinated hamster on a wheel. It's all about motivation, baby, but remember - in the words of the great space philosopher Riddick himself - "It's not about what you want, it's about what's going to keep you alive." So, chase your dreams, but make sure they're wearing life jackets, okay? Meanwhile, that New moon - barely 1.5 days old and still smells like space diapers - is whispering secrets of fresh starts in your ear. Remember that time you tried to bake a black hole cake and it turned into a supernova soufflé? Yeah, forget that. This is your chance to start over, just like a baby star being born from the cosmic dust...except you're not a star, you're a centaur archer...which is cooler, I guess? Keep in mind, though, that all this intergalactic communication might mess with your wifi signal. Or emotions. Same thing really. So brace yourself and remember to laugh at the chaos. It's kind of like watching two galaxies collide...from a safe distance. Well, that's all for today, my celestial centaurs! Keep your quivers full and your spirits high. And remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes, except maybe that one time it made a star out of hydrogen instead of chocolate...but we won't talk about that. #SagittariusSeason #MarsMotivation #NewMoonNewMe #GalacticGiggles #NebulaNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-14-12-2023)