Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Upload Kung Fu Skills: The Matrix of Your Stars is Glitching Hilariously!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 8 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 45 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alrighty then, Sagittarians! Rise and shine, it's time for your intergalactic weather forecast, brought to you by yours truly, the inimitable Dr. Starstruck. So, Mercury and the Moon are both hanging out in your sign, Sagittarius, which is a bit like having all your mates round for a curry and suddenly realizing you've forgotten the poppadoms. It's a party, but there might be a few hiccups along the way. With Mercury in your sign, you're going to find yourself with the gift of the gab, able to talk the hind leg off a donkey, or perhaps even a three-headed alien from the planet Zog. Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an antenna. The Moon in Sagittarius suggests that you're in the mood for adventure. You'll probably feel as bold as Lister after he's had a couple of pints of lager - ready to take on the world, or at least the vending machine that's been giving you the evil eye. As for the Waxing Crescent moon being 2 days old, well, it's about as mature as a cheese sandwich. You're still in the early stages of whatever you're working on, just like when Kryten first tried to learn to lie. Keep pushing forward, even if it feels like you're trying to teach a toaster to tap dance. In summary, Sagittarians, your week is looking as unpredictable as a game of zero-gravity Monopoly. But remember, no matter what the cosmos throws at you, you're as resilient as a cockroach on a nuclear-powered starship. #Sagittarius #MercuryInSagittarius #MoonInSagittarius #WaxingCrescent #2DaysOld #AstroNerd #RedDwarfHoroscope #OuterspaceGossip

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 08:22:01 (sag-15-11-2023)