Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Face the Wrath of Jupiter's Moons: Cosmic Traffic Tickets Incoming!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 38 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 75 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 40 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! As we're cruising through the cosmos in our metaphorical spinner car, the New Moon is just out of its cosmic diapers and entering its toddler phase at 1.5 days old. It's like it's just learning to walk on the stellar playground, tripping up on asteroids and whatnot! I hope you've got your galactic seatbelts on, because you know what this fresh-faced moon means for you, right? Adventure! Bold, fast, 'did I just outrun a replicant?' kind of adventure. In typical Sagittarian style, you're going to be as unstoppable as a Nexus-6 on a mission. Just remember, though, even Blade Runners need downtime. Don't let your enthusiasm turn you into a runaway starship. You may love the chase, but remember to pause and enjoy the view from the space deck too. And hey, maybe take some time to ponder those deep existential questions. Like why are we here? What's the meaning of life? And why can't everyone just chill out and get along like Ewoks and Wookies? So, buckle up, my archer amigos! There's a whole universe out there waiting for you to explore. Just don't forget to take a break and enjoy the space donuts, okay? #SagittariusStellarJourney #CosmicDiaperMoon #BladeRunnerVibes #SpaceDonutPause

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-16-10-2023)