Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Mercury Retrograde: Your WiFi Will Thank You!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 61 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 48 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 98 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 63 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! The first quarter moon is just about as old as the last joke you told at a party – 8 days. Not that it's any of my business, but maybe time to freshen up that repertoire, huh? Now, back to the universe. You see, Sagittarius, with this first quarter moon, you're like a science experiment in its early stages. You've got the hypothesis, you've got the equipment (or at least I hope you do), but you're not quite sure what the result will be. Embrace the chaos, my friend! There’s beauty in uncertainty. It's like Schrodinger's Cat, you're in a state of superposition - both succeeding and not, until you open that box. But remember, don't let the cat out! Not literally though, please feed your cats. You're a fire sign, and with the current planetary alignment, you're burning brighter than ever. Just don't let that heat scorch your relationships. Remember, we are all made of stardust, so don't go scattering someone else's cosmic dust around. In the spirit of Babylon 5, it’s time to boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before. Embrace the unknown, take risks, but don’t alienate your fellow earthlings in the process. And, if you find yourself feeling a bit lost, remember: even a starship needs a map sometimes. So, get out there, Sagittarius! Channel your inner Captain Sheridan, navigate the cosmos of life, and make sure to use your blinker when changing lanes in the space-time continuum. #SagittariusVibes #FirstQuarterMoon #CosmicChaos #Babylon5Humor #CatInABox #StardustConnections

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-23-09-2023)