Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Your Forecast, This Is: Heavy on Luck, Light on Pants, It May Be! Hmmmm!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 331 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Sagittarius

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Sagittarius! Or should I say, galactic explorers of the zodiac! With Mercury in retrograde and Mars in your constellation, you've got more red alerts than a Starfleet vessel in the Neutral Zone! Let's start with Mercury, shall we? Now, Mercury retracing its steps in your sign has about as much subtlety as a Klingon at a Vulcan meditation retreat. You'll find every miscommunication, delay, and tech glitch happening quicker than you can say, "Beam me up, Scotty!" But remember, even Captain Picard had to deal with the occasional warp core malfunction. Stay patient, fix what you can, and perhaps invest in some old-school pen and paper for the time being. As for Mars, the red planet is making a pit stop in your system, and it's bringing a significant amount of energy with it. This could manifest itself as passion, ambition... or as a sudden urge to challenge your friends to a Bat'leth duel at 3 am. My advice? Channel that energy into something productive, like learning a new hobby, or maybe just re-organizing your starship model collection. Lastly, with the moon at 15.1 days, we're looking at a pretty bright lunar phase. This Full Moon is like having a Trill symbiont -- it's bringing up all the hidden things, feelings, issues, you name it. It might be a good time to reflect, meditate, or go on a spirit journey with a few trusted friends... or, you know, just binge-watch old episodes of the original series. So, Sagittarius, keep your phasers set to stun, your communicator open, and may the Prophets guide you through this cosmic journey! #MercuryRetrograde #MarsInSagittarius #FullMoonMadness #StarTrekHoroscope #SagittariusSeason

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-27-12-2023)