Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Clean-Up: It's Time to Sort Through Your Emotional Junk Drawer!"

The next Scorpio will start in 265 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 256 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 235 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! Or should I say scorpions? (I knew that degree in biology would come in handy one day). Now, let's dive into the astrological abyss, shall we? Scorpio, with a third quarter moon 20.7 days old, you're older than an overripe banana... but don't worry, that's a good thing! Your celestial maturity means it’s time for some serious introspection (or maybe just a long nap…). This phase of the moon is all about shedding what doesn't serve you anymore, much like how you shed your ex who didn't understand why you needed to watch your favorite sci-fi series for the 5th time. It's okay... we've all been there. The lunar light (or lack thereof) is illuminating the dusty corners of your psyche. Yep, even that awkward moment from 3rd grade when you called your teacher 'mom'. But hey, don’t fret! Embrace the cringe - it’s part of your charm. With the powerful Scorpio energy and the wise old moon, it's time to channel your inner Jedi and use the force to declutter your life (and maybe your room too). Remember, as Yoda says, "Fear is the path to the dark side." So face those fears head-on, even if it includes spiders or your credit card bill. So get out there, dear Scorpio! Cleanse your spiritual palette, do a moon salutation, or maybe just enjoy some good ol’ Ben & Jerry's while watching reruns of Star Trek. The cosmos are on your side! #AstroNerds #ScorpioHoroscope #MoonAgeRealness #NerdAstrology #CosmicCleansing #EmbraceTheCringe #StarTrekAndChill

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 08:12:02 (sco-01-02-2024)