Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for cosmic giggles as the planets align for a celestial whodunnit, while your inner Mulder secretly believes it's aliens!"

The next Scorpio will start in 206 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Friday, 07 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 204 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 248 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 194 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio, it's time to slither into your horoscope like Snake Plissken escaping from New York. With the Waxing Gibbous moon being 10.2 days old, it's all about #WaxOnWaxOff, my friend. Now, get ready for a wild ride through the cosmic jungle as we see what the stars have in store for you, you savvy little scorpion you. Love and relationships: Just like Snake's trusty glider, love is in the air, but don't expect any smooth landings. Prepare for turbulence, ups and downs, loop-de-loops, and maybe even a barrel roll or two. Keep your seatbelt fastened and remember to use your communicator – communication is key (unless you're trying to avoid detection by the Duke of New York). #LoveGlider Career: You may feel like you're trapped on an island of convicts, but fear not! Your resourcefulness and ability to adapt will help you escape any situation. Just channel your inner Snake Plissken, stay cool under pressure, and don't forget to occasionally wear an eyepatch to keep 'em guessing. #CareerEscape Health: Are you feeling like Snake after a night of fighting off thugs? Time to recharge those batteries, Scorpio! Take care of that bodacious bod with nutritious food, exercise, and maybe a little yoga (snake pose, anyone?). Remember, Snake wouldn't have survived his epic escape without peak physical condition. #HealthWarrior Personal growth: Embrace your inner anti-hero, Scorpio. Sometimes it's okay to be a little rebellious and break the rules (within reason, of course – we're not advocating actual criminal activity here). So, whether it's rocking that neon hair color you've always wanted or starting a new hobby that's considered "unconventional," just go for it! #AntiHeroVibes Alright, Scorpio, it's time to slither on out of here and remember: if you thought escaping New York was hard, just try getting through this month! But I have faith in you, you sly little scorpion, you. Stay groovy! #ScorpioInTheCosmicJungle

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