Scorpio Report

"Cheer Up, Scorpio, It's Not Like Your Planetary Alignment Is Worse Than Being Stuck On A Vogon Spaceship!"

The next Scorpio will start in 205 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 196 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 175 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! Looks like you've got the Third Quarter moon grinning down at you from a ripe old age of 21.3 days. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does an overripe moon cheese got to do with me?" Well, let me tell you! This lunar phase is all about letting go. Like when you're holding onto that last slice of pizza even though you're already stuffed. It's time to put it in the fridge, mate. Or better yet, give it to someone who needs it more (like me!). You might feel a bit like a space cat chasing its tail during this phase. But guess what? It's okay to feel a bit topsy-turvy. The universe isn't always a straight line, sometimes it's more of a wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... thing. This moon phase is your cosmic permission slip to reevaluate, reassess, and release. And remember, you're a Scorpio. You guys are as tough as a three-day-old vindaloo. You've got this! As for love, if there's any doubt, make like a Vogon and recite some poetry. It might not be appreciated, but at least you'll have made your feelings clear. So, rock on, Scorpios! Embrace the chaos, let go of the excess luggage, and keep an eye out for falling space debris (or opportunities, as we astrologers call them). And remember: the stars may not have all the answers, but they sure as heck make a pretty backdrop. #ThirdQuarterMoon #ScorpioSeason #SpaceCatVibes #AstrologyNerd #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey #VogonLovePoetry

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 08:12:01 (sco-01-04-2024)