Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flux Capacitor: Retrograde is Gonna Send You Back...to the Future!"

The next Scorpio will start in 83 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 81 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 125 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 71 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, stardust-infused Scorpions! 🦂 The cosmos, in its infinite jest, has given your sign a cosmic kick in the pants with this 15.4-day old full moon. 🌕 It’s about as ripe as the cheese I left in the fridge last week! 🧀 With its gravitational pull stronger than my urge to binge-watch Star Trek reruns, this lunar phase is all set to tug at those hidden desires and emotions you've been sweeping under the cosmic rug. You thought you were stealthy, but the moon sees all! Mars, your ruling planet, is currently playing a cosmic game of tag with Venus. This means it's time to put your 'laser focus' mode on and tackle that passion project you've been procrastinating on. Trust me, the satisfaction you'll get from finally completing it will be sweeter than the artificial intelligence in a Spielberg movie. Love? Ah, the universal constant, more perplexing than quantum physics. If you're single, you might meet someone who appreciates your geeky charm as much as you appreciate the theory of relativity. If you're in a relationship, remind your significant other why they fell for your nerdy personality in the first place - maybe show them your impressive collection of comic books or teach them Klingon. Remember, Scorpions, the universe is like a giant 3D printer: what you visualize, you materialize. So, dream big, stay positive and don't forget to laugh at the cosmic jokes! #ScorpioSeason #MoonMadness #NerdLife #CosmicComedy #AstrologyHumor #StellarScorpio

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-02-08-2023)