Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: You're About to Experience More Twists than a Quantum Physics Textbook Doing Yoga!"

The next Scorpio will start in 82 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 80 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 124 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 70 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Scorpios! The Full Moon is 16.6 days old, and if you listen closely, you can hear it singing "Sweet Sixteen" to itself in the cold vacuum of space. But let's get down to cosmic business. This week, your ruling planet Mars is a bit like that one uncle at the family reunion who insists on talking about conspiracy theories - unpredictable, intense, and occasionally wearing a tinfoil hat. It might make you feel a bit edgy, but remember, even Mars has its off days (or years). Now, as for Venus, she's hanging out in your house of relationships, making eyes at you from across the cosmic dance floor. Expect some unexpected flirtation, maybe even from your barista who usually just grunts and points at the tip jar. On the professional front, Jupiter is doing the Macarena in your career sector. This could mean one of two things: either an exciting new opportunity is on the horizon, or you're about to embarrass yourself at the office karaoke party. Either way, I suggest you start practicing your dance moves. In conclusion, Scorpios, this week is going to be like a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted teenager with a physics degree - fast, unpredictable, and full of loops. Remember to enjoy the ride, and don't forget to duck when the universe decides to throw a metaphorical pie in your face! Hashtags: #ScorpioSeason #SpacedOut #CosmicKaraoke #AstrologyMeetsPhysics #UniversePieFace

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-08-2023)