Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting in your Tail, but Remember, It's Just the Universe Tickling your Funny Bone!"

The next Scorpio will start in 292 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 283 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 262 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, my charming Scorpios! As I sit here sipping on my homemade kombucha, squinting through my thick, vintage glasses at your celestial alignment, I feel a sense of intrigue. The Third Quarter moon—23.2 days old (precise, isn't it?), is whispering intangible secrets in my ear. This moon, like a stubborn piece of code refusing to compile, is in a stage that's often associated with release, disposal, and transformation. I know, it sounds like a tech startup's mission statement, doesn't it? #GeekLife Now, dear Scorpions, you're not new to the concept of transformation. You, who shift through life phases like a chameleon on a rainbow! This moon phase is nudging you to dive deep into your personal oceans, as unnerving as the Kraken might be. #ReleaseTheKraken It's time to let go of those bad vibes clinging onto you tighter than a static-charged sock from the dryer. And remember, like Pluto, you may be small but mighty, and definitely a planet in my book. So, let's show the universe what you're made of! #ScorpioPower In terms of love, you may be feeling as jumpy as a cat at a rocking chair convention. But remember, your intensity is your superpower. Use it wisely, and you might just find yourself entangled in a love story more exciting than Schrödinger's quantum mechanics! #LoveQuantumly So, my delightful Scorpios, put on your tie-dye shirts, adjust your suspenders, and get ready to astound the universe with your transformation! Stay nerdy, my friends. #NerdyAndProud

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-05-01-2024)