Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Rock Your Socks Off in a Cosmic Tango with Pluto: It's Not Science Fiction, It's Your Love Life!"

The next Scorpio will start in 111 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 109 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 153 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 99 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio! Buckle up, because you're about to embark on a cosmic joyride that even MacReady from The Thing would be intrigued by, and he's seen some weird stuff, let me tell ya. With the Waning Gibbous moon sitting pretty at a ripe old age of 16.9 days, it's practically a teenager in moon years. And you know how teenagers can be - moody, unpredictable, and prone to late-night snacking. This might mean your emotions will swing like a pendulum in a grandfather clock. But don't worry, that's just the universe's way of saying, "Hey, shake things up a bit!" Remember how MacReady had to face off against a shape-shifting alien? Well, you're not likely to encounter one of those (unless your ex suddenly wants to get back together). Nevertheless, the challenges you face will require your signature Scorpio grit. So channel that inner Kurt Russell, slap on your imaginary sombrero, and show the universe who's boss. In terms of love, remember the infamous phrase from The Thing - "Trust is a tough thing to come by these days." Apply this wisdom to your relationships. Don't let anyone fool you with their alien-like charm. If they can't handle your sting, they're probably not worth your time. On the bright side, Scorpios are known for their resilience. You bounce back faster than a rubber ball thrown at a trampoline. Keep that energy going, and you'll navigate this Waning Gibbous phase like a pro. So, dear Scorpio, embrace the unpredictability, keep an eye out for shape-shifters (both literal and metaphorical), and never forget your indomitable spirit. Hashtags for the week: #ScorpioSting, #MoonTeenager, #TrustIssues, #ShapeShiftersBeware, #GibbousGrit, #MacReadyMood. Enjoy the ride, my cosmic warriors!

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-05-07-2023)