Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting Your Way Through the Cosmos: Timey-Wimey Predictions Ahead!"

The next Scorpio will start in 49 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 47 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 91 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 37 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings Scorpio, my intergalactic star-warrior! The Daleks from Doctor Who have nothing on your sting. But let's be honest, they probably wouldn't understand your complex emotional depth anyway. Or would they? It's a mystery, like why socks disappear in the washing machine. The Third Quarter moon, currently 20.6 days old, is whispering sweet astronomical nothings into your ear. It's saying "Exterminate... all self-doubt" in that charming, monotone Dalek voice. Yes, it's time to roll up your sleeves, and by sleeves, I mean your metaphorical exoskeleton, and tackle those pending tasks. This week, you're about to be as unstoppable as a Dalek on a flat surface (because we all know stairs are their kryptonite.) Channel your inner Dalek, with their unwavering focus and determination. But remember, you have something they don't - a heart, and oh boy, what a passionate one at that! Embrace the energy of this aging moon to reflect on your recent experiences. Are there any patterns you've noticed? Any pesky Time Lords wreaking havoc? This is a great time to identify and eliminate any obstacles, or "exterminate" if you prefer some Dalek vocabulary. Stay vigilant, Scorpio, the universe is spinning its cosmic magic around you. And who knows? You might just find that missing sock. #ScorpioSeason #DalekInspired #ExterminateSelfDoubt #ThirdQuarterMoonMagic #AstrologyNerd #HippieAstrologer #SockMystery

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