Scorpio Report

"Scorpios! Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play Interstellar Chess with Your Love Life!"

The next Scorpio will start in 48 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 46 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 90 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 36 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh, my dear Scorpios, the stinging scorpions of the zodiac, brace yourselves, for the cosmos is once again doing its cosmic jig. The Third Quarter moon, now a wise 21.6 days old, is hanging in the sky like a half-eaten cheese wheel at a Centauri banquet. Mars, your ruling planet, is currently playing hide and seek with Venus, who, I must say, is not very good at this game. She's practically wearing neon and blasting disco music. They're both over in the west, arguing about who's going to pick up the bill at the celestial diner. This planetary tango suggests a complicated time ahead for you, oh mighty Scorpios. You might find yourself in a tug-of-war between desire and responsibility, much like when someone asks if you want the last slice of pizza, but you've just started a diet. Oh, the cosmic horror! But fear not! Remember, you are a Scorpio. Your resilience can outlast a Vorlon's lecture on the importance of patience. Harness your inner strength, make peace with the turmoil, and remember, sometimes it's okay to eat the pizza. It's also a great time to work on your communication skills. Remember that time you tried to explain quantum physics to a Pak'ma'ra? Yeah, we all do. Let's try not to repeat that. So gear up, Scorpio, for a week of emotional roller coasters, awkward conversations, and maybe, just maybe, some unexpected pizza. Ready, set, let's rock the cosmos! #ScorpionStrength #CosmicPizzaParty #QuantumConversations #Babylon5Banter

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-06-09-2023)