Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, These Aren't the Retrogrades You're Looking For: A Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmic Storms"

The next Scorpio will start in 109 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 107 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 151 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 97 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, O formidable Scorpios! The waning gibbous moon is 19.2 days old, and oh boy, is it feeling its age! Can't we all relate? We're all a little more wane than we used to be, right? Just me? Well, moving along... Your celestial overlord Mars is playing hide and seek in the cosmos and it's your turn to find him. You might be feeling as if you're in an epic game of galactic 'Where's Waldo?' - but fear not, you've got this! It's time to set your phasers to 'stunning' and boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before! The waning moon, in its seasoned wisdom phase, suggests a time to release and let go. Maybe it's that collection of vintage Battlestar Galactica VHS tapes you've been hoarding, or perhaps it's the suspicion that there's a Cylon among us. Spoiler alert: It's probably just your neighbor's overly friendly cat. The stars suggest a time for reflection, like a black hole's event horizon, but without the whole "spaghettification" thing...because nobody wants to be celestial pasta. Do remember to keep your vibranium force field up this week. The universe may throw cosmic curveballs, but you're a Scorpio - you eat those for breakfast! Keep that stinger sharp, my celestial scorpions, and may your journey through the cosmos be as smooth as a freshly waxed spaceship. #ScorpioSeason #AstroNerd #BattlestarScorpGALactica #CosmicCurveballs #CelestialPasta

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