Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Shifts or Just Space Gas? Either Way, Your Week Looks Interesting!"

The next Scorpio will start in 77 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 14 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 75 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 119 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 65 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio, my celestial scorpion friend! Under the somber, glowing light of the Third Quarter moon, which by the way is 22.1 days old (but hey, who's counting? Certainly not this astrologer with a trusty abacus and a pocket protector), you might be feeling a bit... introspective. You know, like Roy Batty in Blade Runner when he's contemplating the fleeting nature of existence while chasing down Harrison Ford. Except, instead of being a highly advanced replicant, you're a complex Scorpio, chasing down that last slice of pizza. I mean, life is full of profound mysteries, right? This lunar phase is famous for its 'letting go' vibes - almost as famous as Roy is for his skill at making rain-soaked rooftop speeches. This week, it's high time you let go of something that isn't serving you, just like Roy let go of his mortal coil. (Too soon? My bad!) Maybe it's that Netflix show you've been hate-watching or those neon green leg warmers you've been clinging to since the 80s. Hey, don't shoot the messenger - the stars are speaking, I'm just translating. Remember, just as Roy learned the hard way, existence is fleeting. So seize the day, Scorpio! Dance like nobody's watching, sing like you're in the shower, and eat that last slice of pizza like it's your last meal on earth. #ScorpioLife #QuarterMoonQuirks #RoyBattyWisdom #LetItGo #EatThePizza

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-08-08-2023)