Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Sudden Influx of Cosmic Irritation, and Don't Forget Your Towel!"

The next Scorpio will start in 45 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 43 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 87 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 33 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh, Scorpio! With the Waning Crescent moon at 24.4 days old, it’s a bit like your favorite intergalactic soap opera - you're almost at the dramatic season finale, but there's still some suspense to unravel. Guess what? Mercury isn't in retrograde this week (thank the celestial overlords), so your communication skills are about to be sharper than the edge of a Cylon's blade. But beware; just because you've got the linguistic prowess of Number Six doesn't mean everyone else does. Be patient with the Battlestar-blockheads around you. Romantically, Venus is doing a cheeky cha-cha in your sector, so expect some interesting developments in that area. Perhaps a tantalizing tango with a fellow space cadet? Or maybe just a riveting round of Dungeons and Dragons... Either way, embrace the adventure! In the realm of work, Mars is playing nice, so your ambition levels are set to 'dominate like a Dalek'. It's the perfect time for you to channel your inner Starbuck and take the lead in that big project. Just remember, don't let your ego inflate like the Death Star. And finally, my nerdy Scorpions, keep an eye on Uranus, it's about to pull a plot twist worthy of a George R. R. Martin novel. Brace yourselves, change is coming. In conclusion, it's a cosmic rollercoaster for you, Scorpio, full of twists, turns, and maybe a few alien encounters. Embrace the journey and remember, in space no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely hear you laugh. #ScorpioSeason #GalacticGiggles #NerdyAstrologer #CosmicComedy #WaningCrescentChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-09-2023)