Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Be Star-struck as Mars High-Fives Your Constellation - No Autographs, Please!"

The next Scorpio will start in 15 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 57 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, my celestial Scorpionic beings! As your resident astrology nerd, I've consulted the stars and the cosmos has some out-of-this-world news for you, directly from the cosmos' version of "Breaking News." Buckle up, because the waning crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old - just a smidge away from being a New Moon, you know, like that vampire movie but with significantly less sparkling people. This means it's the perfect time for rejuvenation, re-evaluation and maybe even a re-run of your favorite sci-fi series (hint: It's Quatermass and the Pit, isn't it?). The universe is basically saying, “Hey Scorpio, it’s time to shed off the old and bring on the new. Clear out the attic, clean up your spacesuit, or maybe just finally delete those 200 unread emails. Yes, even the one from that Nigerian Prince who promises you a billion dollars. Spoiler alert: He's not real.” The moon in its current phase is like a cosmic broom, sweeping out the old dust bunnies of your life. And as we all know, dust bunnies are like mini black holes, absorbing all the energy around them. Sayonara, space dust! Be prepared for a cosmic reset, my dear Scorpios. Remember, the universe doesn’t re-boot as often as your computer does, so seize this opportunity! And if you encounter any aliens during this period, remember not to panic. They're probably just lost tourists looking for the Milky Way, so give them directions and move on. Now, go forth and embrace this cosmic do-over with gusto! And remember, a clean cosmic slate is the best kind. May the force be with you, Scorpios! #ScorpioSeason #WaningCrescent #CosmicCleanup #QuatermassQuips #SpaceDustBunnies #AstrologyNerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-10-2023)