Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Expect Cosmic Shifts and a 73% Chance of Accidentally Joining an Alien Cult - It's Just Another Galactic Thursday!"

The next Scorpio will start in 319 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 310 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! As you're probably aware, the Moon and Venus are both chilling out in your sign right now - it's like a cosmic house party and you're the guest of honour! (Don't forget to provide snacks, by the way.) Now, with the moon being a waning crescent and 25.9 days old, you might be feeling a little bit... well, 'over the hill'. But fear not! Just as the moon cycles through phases, so do we all. You're not getting older, Scorpio, you're just moving into your "vintage" phase! Due to the Moon's current position, you might find yourself feeling a bit introspective. Maybe pondering life's mysteries, like why does toast always fall butter side down, or how come socks always disappear in the wash? Embrace these deep thoughts, my friend! With Venus also in your sign, it's time to channel your inner nerd and focus on your passions. Have you been neglecting your Star Trek figurine collection? Perhaps you've been meaning to finish knitting that rainbow tie-dye scarf. Whatever it is, dive in with gusto! Now, looking ahead, the next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023. That's a whole lot of lunar energy heading your way, and it's your opportunity to let your freak flag fly. Convince your friends to join you for a midnight moonlit picnic, complete with homemade UFO-shaped sandwiches and moon-pies. In summary, Scorpio, it's time to embrace your inner weirdo, ponder life's great mysteries, and prepare for some serious lunar shindig. And remember: We are all made of star stuff, so technically, we're all a little bit out of this world! #ScorpioSeason #MoonParty #VintageVibes #NerdyAndProud #LifeMysteries #LunarShindig

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-12-2023)