Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"

The next Scorpio will start in 287 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 278 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 257 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, oh mighty Scorpios! Brace yourselves because your celestial neighbors are up to some serious tomfoolery. 🦂 This 28.2-day-old New Moon is shifting gears faster than Rodney McKay can solve a quadratic equation. It's like he's had five cups of coffee and is trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. Yep, it's gonna be that kind of week. The planets are playing hide and seek in your house of communication, so if you suddenly find yourself speaking in Ancient or getting lost in the Atlantis control room of your thoughts, don't panic. That's just the Universe's way of saying, "Hey, Scorpio, time to upgrade your internal GPS!" Your ruling planet Mars isn't helping either. It's behaving like a Wraith Dart in a dogfight, adding fuel to the fire. If you feel your stinger getting itchy, take a step back. Channel your inner Teyla and meditate. No need to go full Ronon on everyone. As for the Full Moon looming at precisely 17:54:43 on the 25th of January 2024, it's planning to shine brighter than ZPM on full charge in your house of relationships. Expect some intense connections. You might even meet someone who appreciates your unique blend of sarcasm and charm. All in all, the cosmos is giving you a Stargate-style adventure this month, Scorpio. Be prepared to face some Wraith-like challenges, but remember, you got the power of the Ancients within you. And hey, if all else fails, there's always plan B - dial up a new gate and escape to a warmer planet! Until next time, keep your Puddle Jumper cruising, your wit sharp, and your spirit adventurous. You got this, Scorpio! #StargateScorpio #AtlantisAdventures #PlanetaryTomfoolery #AstroNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-10-01-2024)