Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Brace for Impact, Your Love Life is About to Experience a Big Bang Theory Moment!"

The next Scorpio will start in 44 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 42 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 86 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 32 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, dear Scorpios. You are much like the Death Star: mysterious, powerful, and with a tendency to blast away any obstacle (or planet) that irks you. Don’t deny it, I’ve seen it in the stars, and remember, the stars can't lie! Well, actually, they can, through gravitational lensing... but let's not get into astrophysics right now. This week, as the moon wanes to a slim 25.3-day-old crescent, much like the smile of a bashful Ewok, it’s time to put your stinger back in its sheath. Yes, I know it's difficult, especially when the droids you're looking for are always in the last place you look. But trust me, it's for the best. As the next full moon awakens on the 29th at precisely 9:58:21, it brings a surge of cosmic energy. You might feel a disturbance in the Force, or maybe that's just indigestion from too many Wookiee cookies. Either way, it's a sign to pause, reflect, and perhaps take a moment to consider whether turning to the Dark Side is really worth the dry cleaning bills for those black robes. This period will be a great time for you to harness your inner Jedi, focusing on patience over impulsivity. Remember that even a Jedi Master was once a Padawan, and every successful rebellion started with a spark. So, don’t rush to conquer the galaxy. Instead, take time to appreciate the twin suns setting and remember, the Force will be with you, always. #ScorpioStarWarsStyle #JediVibes #PatienceYouMustHave #CosmicCookies #WaningCrescentWisdom #GalacticGiggles #NextFullMoon #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-10-09-2023)