Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin! Planets Aligning in Your Favor – Unless You're Allergic to Success!"

The next Scorpio will start in 316 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 307 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

"Hello, my celestial Scorpio scorpions, how's the universe treating you today? I see that Venus is making herself comfortable in your constellation. You know what that means, right? It's like having a surprise house guest, who, by the way, is the goddess of love and beauty. No pressure, Scorpio, but your living room better be clean. As Venus nestles into your astrological abode, expect some cosmic sparks to fly! If you're single, don't be surprised if you find yourself attracting folks like a magnet to the fridge. If you're already hitched, your partner might suddenly find your obsession with Star Trek reruns endearing. Go figure! Now, about this New Moon - it's practically invisible at 28.9 days old, like the last slice of pizza when you've got hungry friends over. You might feel a sense of fresh beginnings, or perhaps an overwhelming urge to start a conspiracy theory club. Either way, it's a time for new ventures. And let's not forget the upcoming Full Moon on the 27th of December. It's going to rise at the exact ungodly hour of 0:33:43. I mean, who schedules these things? Oh wait, it's the universe! Perfect for late-night astronomers who have nothing better to do than spying on the moon. So, get out there and enjoy the cosmic show, my fellow truth-seekers, and remember - the truth IS out there...and so is that slice of pizza. #ScorpioSeason #VenusInScorpio #PizzaIsLife #NerdAlert #FullMoonMadness"

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-12-12-2023)