Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Intergalactic Shenanigans Incoming!"

The next Scorpio will start in 102 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 100 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 144 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 90 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Good day, oh mighty Scorpios! Grab your mugs of kombucha and brace yourselves for the interstellar tea I'm about to spill. The Waning Crescent is 26.4 days old, a tad older than the last time you cleaned behind your fridge. But who's counting? As a Scorpio, you're pretty much the Thor of the Zodiac - powerful, magnetic and a little bit intimidating (and yes, the hair is always on point). With the moon in its current phase, it’s like you've been handed Mjölnir itself...or maybe just a very charged Tesla coil. Either way, sparks are flying! Now, the next full moon will be strutting its stuff at precisely 18:33:26 on August 1st, 2023. Set your alarms, or sundials, or whatever it is you hip, modern Scorpios use these days. You don't want to miss this lunar catwalk! This upcoming full moon is going to supercharge your natural Scorpio intuition, making you sharper than Spock at a Vulcan trivia night. Your social circle might start thinking you're psychic...or that you've planted bugs in their homes. Assure them it's just the cosmic energy, not a covert surveillance operation. To sum up, keep an eye out for the full moon, and remember: just because you have the power to read minds doesn't mean you should use it to figure out who ate your leftover pizza. Stay stellar, Scorpios! #ScorpioSeason #MoonMoods #CosmicPower #FullMoonFever #ThorOfZodiac #WaningCrescent #AstrologyHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-14-07-2023)