Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Planetary Alignment Predicts 99% Chance of Snark and Sarcasm - Universe Recommends Carrying an Emergency Kit of Humor!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 331 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ahoy there, mighty Scorpions! The cosmos has got its groove on, with Mars, your ruling planet, waltzing into your zodiac sign. Now, if you've seen Farscape - and if you haven't, seriously, what are you waiting for? - you'd know how Scorpius likes his plans: perfectly laid out and a smidgen devious. Well, it's time to channel that energy, folks! The Waxing Crescent moon is 5.1 days old, still a baby really, but don't let that fool you. It's like the nerdy sidekick in every sci-fi movie, small but packing a punch. This lunar phase is all about growth, intention and wishes. So, get your geek on, grab your notebook (or quantum computer) and start jotting down those master plans. This week, you might find yourself wearing the commander's hat, whether it's at work or at home. Leadership isn't always about bossing people around, you know. Sometimes, it's just about making sure everyone gets their share of the pizza. Remember, every good leader knows when to follow too. Mars in Scorpio is like having your own personal Gandalf guiding you through the minefields of life. Use this energy wisely. Take charge, stand up for what you believe in, and maybe even throw in a dramatic speech or two. It's your time to shine, Scorpions! But don't forget to give yourself some me-time amidst all the chaos. Even Scorpius needed his cooling rods every now and then. So, go ahead, indulge in that triple chocolate sundae or binge-watch that new space opera series. You deserve it! So, here's your mantra for the week: "I'm the commander. I make the rules. But also, I love pizza and Netflix." Stay groovy, Scorpio! #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #GeekyAstrology #FarscapeVibes #HoroscopeHumor #PizzaAndLeadership

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-18-11-2023)