Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

The next Scorpio will start in 34 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 32 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 76 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, intergalactic Scorpions! I hope you've got your phasers set to stunning, because with the moon currently in your sign, I predict an astrological situation of Borg proportions. Now, try not to let my Star Trek references scare you off. I promise I'm not suggesting a fleet of cybernetic organisms is about to beam down and assimilate your cat. But if your cat has been acting like it's been taken over by an alien entity... well, I did warn you. Your ruling planet, Mars, is as fiery and energetic as a warp core, and with the Waxing Crescent moon just 4.9 days old, it's like we've just completed a successful phase of dilithium crystal extraction. In layman's terms? Your energy levels are about to skyrocket faster than a Federation starship at warp 9.9. This cosmic cocktail is going to give you the confidence of Captain Janeway facing down the Borg Queen herself. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself boldly going where no Scorpio has gone before - striking up conversations with strangers, exploring uncharted territories in your career, or even trying that exotic alien cuisine from the new restaurant down the street. Just remember, resistance to this newfound energy is futile. Embrace your inner Seven of Nine, strut your stuff, and use that Borg-like focus to achieve your objectives. Who knows, by the time the moon exits your sign, you might have become the ruler of your own Collective. In conclusion, Scorpios, prepare for warp speed transformation! And always remember, live long, prosper, and don't forget to laugh at my nerdy jokes. #ScorpioSeason #WarpSpeedAhead #BorgLife #SevenOfNineVibes #StarTrekHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-20-09-2023)