Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot That Even Skynet Can't Predict!"

The next Scorpio will start in 308 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 299 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, Scorpio, brace your celestial selves because your ruling planet, Mars, is throwing a galactic party and you're the guest of honor. Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, has RSVP’d 'Yes' and she's currently hanging out in your cosmic corner. This could mean a lot of things, but since I'm not a love guru, I'll stick to being your friendly neighborhood astrologer. It seems like there's a lot of cosmic energy swirling around you right now. You might find yourself glowing with an irresistible charm that has people checking you out like you're the last slice of pizza at a Star Trek convention. Embrace it, Scorpio, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility – so please, no mind control shenanigans. Now, let's talk about this First Quarter moon, eight days old and still fresher than a new pair of socks. This lunar phase is all about action, and since it's in your sign, you're basically the cosmic equivalent of a superhero right now. Use your powers wisely, my friend, whether you're saving the world or just trying to decide which Netflix series to binge next. Remember, you're a Scorpio: you can handle anything the universe throws at you, even if it’s a curveball wrapped in a riddle, dipped in mystery sauce. Just keep your antennae up and your stinger ready. So, in a nutshell, this week is about embracing your irresistible charm, taking action, and making wise decisions – whether that means saving the world, or simply choosing between 'Stranger Things' and 'The Crown'. And hey, don’t forget to invite me to the party Mars is throwing! I promise to bring Doritos and some quirky cosmic jokes. #ScorpioSeason #CosmicSuperhero #MarsParty #VenusInScorpio #MoonPhaseFrenzy #AstrologyNerdsUnite #PizzaAndNetflix

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-20-12-2023)