Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Emotional Tsunamis, Spicy Love Affairs, and a Sudden Urge to Conquer the Galaxy - Hold onto your antennae!"

The next Scorpio will start in 64 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 62 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 106 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 52 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio, This week, it seems it's not just the Waxing Crescent moon that's 4.5 days old, but your patience for unnecessary drama is too! Akin to our beloved Ellen Ripley from Alien saying, "I've had my fill of outer space," you too are ready to jettison any emotional parasites into the void of cosmic indifference. #NukeItFromOrbit #ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure Your Mars-ruled sign is ready for action! Just like Ripley, you're stepping up, taking charge, and blasting away any pesky xenomorphs... I mean, challenges... that might creep up on you. So, buckle up, because this week may feel like you're navigating through an asteroid belt in hyperdrive! #AlienInvasion #ScorpioInCharge Despite the chaos, remember to take a moment to appreciate the beauty of the universe around you. Don't just be so focused on keeping the alien bugs at bay that you forget to marvel at the celestial wonders. Remember, even Ripley had time to bond with Jonesy the cat amidst all the drama. #SpaceCat #CelestialWonders You're a survivor, Scorpio, and just like Ripley, you're stronger than you think. You're ready to face whatever the cosmos throws at you. Just ensure you have your flamethrower of positive vibes ready, and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's a scream of victory! #SurvivorScorpio #FlamethrowerOfPositivity So, grab your space helmet and get ready for a week of interstellar adventure, Scorpio. And remember, when someone asks why you're so tough, just tell them, "I am Scorpio. Hear me roar." #HearMeRoar #IntergalacticScorpio.

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-21-08-2023)