Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"

The next Scorpio will start in 33 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 31 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 75 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! Time to channel your inner Sarah Connor. This week, the First Quarter moon, just about as old as a hamster's attention span (5.9 days, for the record), is going to influence your life in all sorts of bizarre ways. First off, your intuition will be stronger than the Wi-Fi signal at Starbucks. Use this to your advantage! Just remember: the future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. If you feel like you need to start bodybuilding and learning to use heavy weaponry to prepare for the impending robot apocalypse... well, maybe hold off on that one. On the work front, your focus will be sharper than the edge of a T-800's metallic finger. You've got a mission, Scorpio, and it doesn't involve being terminated. You're going to crush those deadlines like you're crushing robot skulls in a post-apocalyptic future. Just remember to blink and hydrate, okay? Romantically, things might get a little... interesting. You could find yourself drawn to someone who's a bit of a lone wolf, or perhaps a time-traveling resistance fighter. Just remember, if they start talking to you about Skynet, maybe suggest a movie night with a light-hearted rom-com instead. Remember, Scorpio, the future is always changing. Stay strong, stay fierce, and always have a witty one-liner ready. #ScorpioSquad #FirstQuarterMoon #NotYourAverageHoroscope #SarahConnorVibes #TheFutureIsNotSet

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.09.2023 08:12:02 (sco-21-09-2023)