Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stardate Alert: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Craziness on the Horizon, as Pluto Puts on a Juggling Show with Your Emotions!"

The next Scorpio will start in 154 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 152 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 196 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 142 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my formidable Scorpio friends! The Waxing Crescent moon, a mere 3.5 days old, is like that new sci-fi show you're not sure about yet, but hey, let's give it a shot, right? Stargate SG-1 marathon anyone? As the moon grows bolder in the sky, so too shall your inner scorpion. Don't be surprised if you find yourself itching to break out your best "Daniel Jackson" impression and start deciphering ancient hieroglyphics (or, you know, just binge-watching a few more episodes). But beware! The mischievous cosmic forces are at play, turning simple conversations into potential battlegrounds for intellectual debate. Remember that not everyone has had the pleasure of exploring the universe with a wormhole-hopping archaeologist, so try not to sting too hard when defending your favorite theories. Now, for those of you seeking love (or at least a good cuddle during your next Netflix session), embrace your inner nerd and let your freak flag fly! You never know who might be drawn to your passion for all things extraterrestrial. And remember, as Dr. Daniel Jackson would say, "The universe is infinite. There's room for all of us… even the weird ones." In conclusion, dear Scorpios, let the Waxing Crescent moon guide you on your journey through the wormhole of life. Keep your stingers sharp, your minds open, and don't forget to pack a spare pair of glasses - we all know how often Daniel loses his! Hashtags: #ScorpioSeason #WaxingCrescent #StargateScorpios #NerdLove #HieroglyphicHijinks #DanielJacksonVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-23-05-2023)