Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting: Mercury Retrograde Plans a Surprise Party in your Sign!"

The next Scorpio will start in 273 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 264 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 243 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Scorpios! Now, I wouldn't say I'm the Doctor, but I do have an uncanny knack for knowing when things are about to get interesting. And let's just say, your life is about to go from 'Watching paint dry' to 'Dalek invasion' real quick. The Full Moon, now a teenager at 13.5 days old, is going through its rebellious phase, and it's dragging you along for the ride. You thought mood swings were just for werewolves? Ha! Think again. This lunar adolescence is about to stir up some energy that would make even a Time Lord blink. I'd suggest you strap on those metaphorical seatbelts, Scorpios! But remember, just like traversing the Time Vortex in the TARDIS, this is a journey, not a destination. You might face some bumps (or, you know, alien invasions) along the way, but hey, that's all part of the adventure, right? Also, keep an eye out for the unexpected. You thought that quiet Capricorn in your life was just a friendly companion? With this moon phase, they might just reveal their true identity as a Zygon in disguise! Jokes aside, expect others to surprise you in mind-blowing ways. So, to sum it up, take it from this astrologer with a soft spot for bow ties and space metaphors: embrace the chaos, and remember, everyone's a little bit alien sometimes. And don't forget, you're fantastic, brilliant, and absolutely cool! #ScorpioSeason #FullMoonFever #TimeLordLife #WhovianWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-24-01-2024)