Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Beware of Alien Abductions, Cosmically Charged Stingers, and Out-of-this-Universe Transformations!"

The next Scorpio will start in 152 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 150 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 194 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 140 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, earthlings, and most particularly, my fellow Scorpios! 🦂 Fear not, for the intergalactic messenger Klaatu has arrived to unveil the cosmic secrets of your near future. Under the Waxing Crescent moon, a mere 5.3 days old, the stars have aligned to bring you this out-of-this-world horoscope! 👽 As Mars, the red planet, keeps an eye on our beloved Scorpio, it whispers to me that you may be feeling as if your stinger is trapped in a roach motel. But worry not, for change is written in the stars! Your determination and resilience will undoubtedly set you free from any sticky situation.🚀 This Waxing Crescent moon phase shall illuminate opportunities for growth, dear Scorpio. Embrace your inner hippie and let your freak flag fly! 🌈✌️ The cosmos suggest that now is the perfect time to indulge in some organic kombucha or introduce yourself to the world of crystals. Remember, the universe supports those who are bold enough to dance with its rhythm.💃 In matters of love, Venus is whispering sweet nothings into the ears of potential partners. Keep your antennae up, for you never know when you'll cross paths with someone who shares your love of vintage sci-fi and debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life. 👾💕 So, fellow Scorpios, buckle up and prepare for liftoff! With the Waxing Crescent moon as your celestial sidekick, there's no telling what interstellar adventures await you. 🌙🚀 And remember, as Klaatu once said, "The universe grows smaller every day." So, make your mark before it all vanishes into a wormhole! #ScorpioSeason #OutOfThisWorldVibes #WaxingCrescentAdventures #CosmicKlaatuHumor #InterstellarLove #NerdyAstroHippie

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-25-05-2023)