Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to freeze your stingers off! Your forecast is chillier than a Monday morning at Outpost 31!"

The next Scorpio will start in 59 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 57 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 101 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 47 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, oh mysterious Scorpio! You're like the enigmatic black monolith of the zodiac. Your week is looking as bright as Jupiter's moons, thanks to the waxing gibbous moon that's currently 9.4 days old - in case you're keeping track, and I know you are, you darling celestial nerd! Remember when HAL 9000 said, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."? Yeah, this week, YOU'RE Dave. Expect your life to be full of AI-robots (or maybe just uncooperative colleagues) telling you they can't do things. But fear not! You've got the determination of a comet hurtling through space. Show them your sting! While we're talking about stars, you should know that Saturn is doing a little shimmy in your house of communication. So, brush up on your Morse code, semaphore flags, or even interpretive dance skills. Don't worry though, if you accidentally send out an SOS instead of 'I need coffee', we've all been there. Money matters might seem as unpredictable as quantum physics but don't let it push you into a black hole of despair. Remember, the universe doesn't operate on human time. Plus, you Scorpios are known for coming back stronger than a supernova! So buckle up, space adventurer. It's going to be a week of gravity-defying leaps and bounds. And remember, keep your eyes on the stars, but your feet on the ground, unless there's zero gravity, then, well, float on! #ScorpioSeason #AstroNerd #WaxingGibbousGlam #HAL9000Life #SaturnShimmy #QuantumQuandaries #SupernovaStrong #SpaceAdventurer

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-26-08-2023)