Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, May the Force be With You! But Watch Out for Wookiee-like Misunderstandings in Communication!"

The next Scorpio will start in 331 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 322 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, celestial scorpion! As your cosmic guide, I'm here to navigate you through the stardust of destiny and this #FullMoon in all its 14.7-day-old glory. Now, let's get started, shall we? Scorpio, with the moon as plump as a space-cow, you're about to experience an energy surge more intense than that time when your spaceship's hyperdrive malfunctioned. Buckle up, space cowboy, because your emotional spectrum might feel like it's being sucked into a black hole one minute and catapulted out of a supernova the next. Don't worry - it's just the lunar vibes doing their thing. #MoonMoodSwings With the moon's light shining on your path, hidden truths will be illuminated like a neon sign in a space bar. Old secrets? Consider them as easy to read as the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Inconvenient truths? They'll pop out like a rogue tribble in a starship. Embrace this transparency, dear Scorpio, and remember - honesty is the best policy, even if it feels like you're stuck in a time loop. #TruthBombs Career-wise, prepare for warp speed progress! You're about to maneuver through your professional universe like Han Solo on a good day. Keep your eyes on the stars (and your boss), and you'll soon find yourself in command of your own Starship Enterprise. Side note: Try not to upset any Klingons on your way to the top. #CareerGoals In terms of love, Venus is playing matchmaker and Cupid is armed with photon torpedoes. Your love life is set to become as exciting as a season finale with plenty of plot twists. So, buckle up, Scorpio – it's going to be a wild ride through the cosmos of affection. Just remember, no red shirts on first dates – we all know how that ends. #LoveIsInTheStars So Scorpio, in the immortal words of Spock, "Live long and prosper"... and maybe take a moment to consider that a Vulcan salute might not be the best way to start a job interview. Peace, love, and intergalactic vibes, my friends! #BeamMeUpScorpio

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-27-11-2023)