Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Spicy Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sriracha Drizzle, Not Just Starlight Sprinkles!"

The next Scorpio will start in 88 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 86 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 130 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 76 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, brave Scorpios! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer-cum-comedian, ready to guide you through the celestial rollercoaster of #ScorpioSeason! As we find ourselves under the influence of a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 9.8 days old (not that she's counting), remember this - even the moon has a bit of a belly bulge sometimes. It doesn't mean she's let herself go, she's just showing off more of her luminous self. #MoonBelly #LoveYourCurves Now, onto you, Scorpios! Just like a plot twist in a riveting episode of Star Trek where Spock suddenly grows a mustache and starts knitting, expect the unexpected! Your day might be full of surprises, thanks to the audacious energy of the waxing moon. Finance-wise, think of money like the force - it surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. But remember, young Padawan, it's not everything. So, don't spend it all on that limited-edition Millennium Falcon LEGO set you've been eyeing. In the realm of love, Venus seems to be doing the Macarena dance in your sign. This suggests that romance might be as unpredictable as trying to calculate the square root of -1. (Spoiler alert: it's an imaginary number, just like your ideal partner. So, embrace reality!) #LoveIsNotAMathProblem On the health front, Mars is flexing its muscles in your sign. So keep up that yoga routine, even if your Downward Dog looks more like a Wobbly Walrus. Remember, no one's judging you...except maybe your cat. Remember, Scorpios, life's like a game of Dungeons & Dragons - sometimes you're battling dragons, other times you're just trying to avoid stepping on the D4s left on the floor. Embrace the chaos, learn from it and keep your sense of humor handy. Because, after all, the universe has a funny way of sorting things out. Stay stellar, Scorpios! #ScorpioVibes #StellarHumor #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-28-07-2023)