Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Cosmic planetary alignment says you're about to be hotter than a Goa'uld Staff Weapon!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 38 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, stinging Scorpion! With Mercury and Mars both on team Scorpio right now, you've got more cosmic power than a supernova in your pocket. You're basically the supercomputer of the zodiac - a bit like Holly, but without the IQ of 6,000 PE teachers. Mercury is chattering away in Scorpio like an over-caffeinated Lister on curry night. Expect communication to come at you faster than a polymorph complaining about its latest form. Just remember to pause, breathe, and count to ten before reacting. Unless you're in danger - then run like a vending machine is chasing you down the corridor! Meanwhile, with Mars in Scorpio, you've got the fiery determination of a Cat in front of a mirror. You're ready to take on the world, one smeghead at a time. Just remember to balance that warrior spirit with some of that legendary Scorpio intuition. You wouldn't want to rush into battle without checking your bazookoids, would you? The Full Moon is practically bursting at the seams, like Rimmer after a night of revision. It's the perfect time to let go of anything that's been cluttering up your life. Time to clean out those metaphorical air vents, if you know what I mean. So, to sum it all up, Scorpio: chat like Lister, fight like Cat, purge like Rimmer, and trust your gut like Kryten trusts his sanitation protocols. You've got this! #SmegHoroscope #ScorpioStardust #RedDwarfAstrology #MercuryMarsMoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-28-10-2023)