Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Horoscope Alert: Someone Get the Sting-Aid Ready, It's About to Get Cosmic in the Courthouse!"

The next Scorpio will start in 328 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 319 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey, there, Scorpio! Now, don't get all stung up if things feel a bit topsy-turvy today. With the Waning Gibbous moon at 17.7 days old (yeah, I count in decimals, it's a science thing), your energy might be on the flip-side. You may feel like you're navigating a spaceship without an autopilot. But remember, even Barbarella made it out of the labyrinth of Tau Ceti with just her charm and a handy raygun. In the world of love, Venus is trying to play peek-a-boo with your emotions. My advice? Let your heart lead the way, just like Barbarella would do. Your charm is set to stun, so go ahead, make a bold move! Just remember: love isn't as scary as an alien with two heads. Professionally, Mars is giving your ambition a boost. But remember, even in the most stressful situations, keeping your cool is essential. You wouldn't see Barbarella breaking a sweat in the face of danger, would you? No, she'd simply adjust her space goggles and carry on. So whether it's a work project or a pesky alien invasion, you've got this! Healthwise, channel your inner Barbarella and remember that movement is key. Whether it's doing the moonwalk or yoga in zero gravity, keep your body active. And don't forget to refuel with some cosmic smoothies. My personal favorite is the Comet Kale Blast - delicious, nutritious, and it gives you a nice green glow! So go forth, my celestial Scorpions, and remember: "The stars can be a guide, but you must always navigate your own spaceship!" #ScorpioSeason #NerdyAstrologer #WaningGibbousVibes #BarbarellaStyle

#Scorpio

SignToday Is Posting: 30.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-30-11-2023)