Virgo Report

"Virgo's Whirlwind Week: Even the Universe Can't Decide If It Likes You Today!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 37 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Virgo! You're in for a cosmic rollercoaster, so strap in, adjust your spectacles, and apply some SPF 50+ to your aura because Mercury, your ruling planet, is in retrograde in your own sign. Now, I know we've all heard the horror stories about Mercury retrograde - lost emails, awkward text mishaps, miscommunications that make a Star Trek episode look like a well-organized TED talk. But don't fret, my fellow earth dwellers! This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Think of it as your computer doing an unexpected reboot. Yes, it's inconvenient. Yes, you might lose that hilarious meme you had open. But on the bright side, your system will run smoother once it’s done. Now, apply that logic to your life. Expect some minor hiccups, but remember, it's all part of the cosmic defragging process. But wait, there's more! The waning gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old, which, in astrological nerd-speak, means it’s the perfect time to release, let go, and declutter. So, while Mercury might be playing pranks on you, the moon is encouraging you to Marie Kondo your life. Does it spark joy, Virgo? No? Then into the cosmic recycling bin it goes! Fair warning, though. This lunar phase has a similar energy to that one uncle at family gatherings who insists on telling embarrassing stories from your childhood. It brings up old issues for review, so you can finally clear them out. It's like a celestial spring cleaning, minus the dust bunnies. So Virgo, while this week might feel like navigating a spaceship through an asteroid field with a blindfold on, remember: Every retrograde and lunar phase is a chance for growth and self-improvement. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the confusion, and come out the other side with a cleaner spiritual attic. And always remember, Virgo, science loves you, even when the planets seem like they’re having a laugh at your expense. #MercuryRetrograde #WaxOff #CosmicDeclutter #VirgoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-09-2023)