Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Ahead: Time to Organize Your TARDIS, Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver, and Embrace Your Inner Time Lord!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 36 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! So, you’re currently hosting a Mercury Retrograde party in your sign. How's that going for you? #UnwantedGuest I'm picturing it like that one time Jayne tried to cook. There were noodles everywhere and the smell of burnt protein was laced with a hint of existential terror. Yeah, Mercury Retrograde might feel a bit like that. Now, I don't want to get all "doom and gloom" on you, but this retrograde could cause some confusion. You might find yourself struggling to communicate clearly, like trying to speak fluent Chinese after only watching a couple episodes of Firefly. #LostInTranslation But hey, don’t start panicking and running around Serenity like a chicken without its head. The Waning Gibbous moon is here to slow down your roll. Think of it as your very own Wash, bringing a calm and steady hand to your pilot’s wheel. Just remember, even in the craziest of space storms, I always said, "I am a leaf on the wind." And speaking of winds, they're blowing some changes your way. You might find your usual routine, as reliable as Kaylee's engine maintenance, gets turned upside down. But, like River dancing to the music in her head, it's all about finding rhythm in the chaos. Embrace the unexpected, Virgo! This is your chance to redefine your priorities. Maybe you've been focusing too much on the Alliance when you should be concentrating on your ragtag crew. #TeamSpirit So, tighten your browncoat, keep your wits about you, and remember: no power in the 'verse can stop you. Not even a pesky Mercury Retrograde in your sign. #StayShiny, Virgos!

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 07:52:02 (vir-03-09-2023)