Virgo Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Virgo's stars align in a cosmic conga line, time to embrace the inner nerd and boogie through life, astro-dweebs!"

The next Virgo will start in 111 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 85 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 157 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 67 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ah, Virgo, my practical and analytical star children, it's time to engage those keen intellects and dive into the adventures this cosmic cycle has in store for you! With the Full Moon being 14.4 days old (yes, I'm keeping track, nerds!), there's a bright beacon of lunar energy shining upon us, and no better time to embrace your inner River Tam! As you navigate the verse, remember that just like our favorite psychic genius, your intuition is your guiding compass. Sure, it may seem like you've got two by two, hands of blue coming after you, but fear not! Your adaptable nature and problem-solving skills are a force to be reckoned with. Plus, you know, you're not actually on the run from a secret government agency... or are you? 🤔 This month, don't be surprised if you find yourself juggling geese (metaphorically speaking, of course). Embrace the chaos and remember that navigating life's twists and turns is like flying through Reaver territory - a little scary, but oh-so exhilarating! Just keep your wits about you and trust in yourself. And maybe, just maybe, try not to read everyone's minds. It can get a bit crowded in there. When it comes to relationships, channel your inner Zoe and Wash. Communication is key, even when things get a tad bit... weird. Remember, love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down, so trust your heart as much as you trust your brain. So gear up, Virgos, and prepare to soar through the cosmos like the shiny space cowboys and cowgirls you are! May the stars guide you, the moon protect you, and the nerdy astrologer in me live long and prosper within you. 🌌🚀✨ #VirgoHoroscope #RiverTamStyle #FullMoonShenanigans #SpaceCowboyWisdom #AstroNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-05-05-2023)