Virgo Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Virgo, You're About to Experience a Gravitational Pull Towards Unanticipated Chaos. Resistance is Futile!"

The next Virgo will start in 50 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 96 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, Virgos! Listen up and prepare to get moonstruck! The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old - just like that leftover pizza you're thinking about eating for breakfast. (Pro tip: Don't. Even your superhuman Virgo digestive system has limits!) This week is all about balance, like a nerd on a tightrope juggling Star Wars action figures. You’re going to need to find equilibrium between work and play, green smoothies and triple-chocolate fudge cake, binge-watching 'Farscape' and... well, actually, there's never too much Farscape. With the Waning Gibbous in play, you might feel like you're losing momentum, like a sloth on a treadmill. But fear not, my practical earth sign friend! Your natural attention to detail and ordering skills (Seriously, you could sort M&M’s by color while blindfolded) will help you navigate through any hurdles, be it a mile-long spreadsheet or a surprise asteroid field. Just remember, Virgo, even if you feel like you’re spiraling into the black hole of stress, take a moment to breathe. Remember, as an earth sign, you have the power to ground yourself. So, go hug a tree or something. It won't think you're weird. Well, maybe a little. Until next time, keep your crystals charged, your tea hot, and your Wi-Fi signal strong! #VirgoVibes #WaningGibbousGiggles #AstrologyAntics #NerdLife #FarscapeFandom #HippieHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-05-07-2023)