Virgo Report

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The next Virgo will start in 230 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 202 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 212 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Virgo! Remember, I'm not just an astrologer, I'm a funny one, which means I see your future through a pair of kaleidoscope glasses. Now let's get to it! As the Waning Crescent moon is 24.2 days old (yes, we're counting to the decimal here), you might feel like you've been sent back in time to stop Skynet from creating cyborgs. Don't worry. You don't need to protect the leader of the resistance. But you may have some urgent tasks you've been putting off, and it's high time to tackle them head on. "Come with me if you want to live"... a stress-free life, that is. 😉 Now, you might be feeling a bit more sensitive than usual. It's like your emotional sensors have been upgraded to T-1000 levels. That's okay, Virgo. Remember, even the Terminator learned to understand human emotions. Although, he never cried. Oil leaks from his eyes, maybe, but no tears. In love, "I'll be back" might not cut it. Be present, be there for your significant other. If you're single, maybe it's time to give that person you've been eyeing a chance. Just remember, if they start talking about Judgment Day on the first date, you might want to run. Career-wise, you're as relentless as a Terminator on a mission. But remember, all work and no play makes even a cyborg dull. Take some time to recharge your batteries. In summary, this cycle isn't about terminating anything, but embracing your inner strength, allowing yourself to feel emotions and taking action where needed. I know now why you worry, Virgo, but it’s something you can never do. Keep calm and carry on! #HastaLaVistaBaby #VirgoTerminatorStyle #SkynetCanWait #EmotionalT1000 #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-06-01-2024)