Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace for Impact! Your Planetary Alignment Looks Like a Rubik's Cube - But Don't Worry, Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Lost in Space!"

The next Virgo will start in 319 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 291 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, my celestial Virgo voyagers! Here's the cosmic lowdown. Venus, the planet of love and beauty, has decided to crash in your living room (figuratively, of course. We don't want any astronomical disasters). This means you're shining brighter than a supernova in a sea of black holes and emitting enough charm to knock Pluto out of orbit (again). Now, dear Virgos, with all this planetary power, it's natural that you might feel like you've been hit by an asteroid. Don't panic! This is merely the universe reminding you that it's your season to sparkle. So dust off those cosmic cobwebs and strut your stardust! Your meticulous nature (which makes you look like you have OCD - Outer Celestial Disorder) will be on full display this week. It’s time to organize your space station, assemble your constellations, and put those shooting stars in line. Remember: even black holes need tidying up sometimes. The waning crescent moon, currently 24.6 days old, is playing peek-a-boo in the nocturnal playground. During this phase, it's normal to feel a bit introspective. Harness this lunar energy for some good old-fashioned self-reflection. Maybe ponder why you can name all the moons of Jupiter but can't remember where you put your keys. In the words of our favorite Luxan warrior, "Frell me dead, it's all about balance!" So, find your equilibrium between the cosmic and the chaotic, Virgo. And don't forget to give yourself some Earth-time too - even extraterrestrials need their feet on terra firma. So take this week to shine like the star you are, and remember, let your quirks be your strengths. Sky's the limit, Virgo...except when you're an astrologer, then it's more of a job description. #VirgoVibes #CosmicChaos #StellarSwag #WaningWisdom #FarscapeFarsight

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-09-10-2023)