Virgo Report

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The next Virgo will start in 192 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 164 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 174 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Virgos of the cosmos! In the immortal words of the Cylon Centurions, "by your command," I present to you your horoscope. With the Waxing Crescent moon being a sprightly 3.9 days old, it's barely out of the lunar diapers and already stirring up some cosmic mischief. This week, you dear Virgo, are like Battlestar Galactica's Laura Roslin - you know, the one who went from secretary of education to president of the colonies? Yeah, that one. Expect unexpected promotion at work, or at the very least, an unexpected promotion in the queue at your local coffee shop. The universe works in mysterious ways, my friends. Remember, just like the fearless, tea-drinking Laura Roslin, you're a problem solver. Even if the problem is as complex as deciphering IKEA furniture assembly instructions, you've got this! However, be wary of any Baltar-like figures in your life. You know the type - charming, seemingly brilliant but always with a hidden agenda. They might tell you that your haircut looks great, but they’re probably just trying to borrow your limited edition Star Trek box set. All in all, Virgo, keep your nerd flag flying high and your hippie spirit free. And remember, we're all just stardust floating in a vast cosmic soup, so don't take things too seriously. #VirgoVibes #LauraRoslinLeadership #WaxingCrescentWonders #BattlestarGalacticaBanter #ScienceSavvyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-13-02-2024)