Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you're gonna shoot first, ask questions later - just like your ol' buddy Han Solo! May the cosmic forces be less fickle than a Wookie's temper!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 26 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 28 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, logical Virgos! As the moon and Mercury are both hanging out in your sign, this is a real "You" moment - or as Seven of Nine might say, we're experiencing an unprecedented level of Virgo... assimilation. The moon, your cosmic roommate, is in its "cleaning up the apartment before mom comes to visit" phase. This means you're probably feeling like tidying up your life, organizing your sock drawer by color, and maybe even alphabetizing your spice rack. But remember, "perfection is irrelevant," so don't stress if your cumin ends up next to your turmeric. Mercury, the planet of communication, is also playing hide and seek in your sign, and it won't come out until it's found every last misplaced comma and typo in your life. However, it's currently in retrograde, which is like trying to communicate with a Tribble - it's cute, but not always effective. Expect mixed signals, missed emails, and perhaps a few lost-in-translation moments. Just remember to keep your universal translator handy. The New moon is 28 days old, making it less of a newborn and more of a moody teenager. This is a time for reflection and introspection, which for Virgos is like saying, "eat more chocolate." So go ahead, ponder the mysteries of the universe, like why pizza is round but comes in a square box. And finally, the next full moon will be on 29th Sep 2023 at 9:58:21, which gives you plenty of time to schedule your next lunar-themed party. Just don't forget to invite the Borg, they bring the best snacks. Keep it real, Virgos. Live long, prosper, and remember, resistance (to change) is futile! #VirgoVibes #StarTrekAstrology #MercuryRetrograde #MoonInVirgo #BorgHumor #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-13-09-2023)