Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stellar Shenanigans: When Mercury Retrogrades, Expect an Epic Voyage of Miscommunication, Laundry Mishaps, and a Cosmic Craving for Avocado Toast!"

The next Virgo will start in 97 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 71 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 143 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 53 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my Virgo friends! I'm your trusty Time Lord astrologer, and today, I've got a cosmic forecast that'll make you feel like you're dancing on the moon! So grab your sonic screwdriver, hop into the TARDIS, and let's take a trip through time and space to explore what the Universe has in store for you. 🌌 Now, with the New Moon being 29.2 days old, you may find yourself feeling a bit like the Doctor—bouncing between regenerations and unsure of who you are. But fear not, dear Virgo, because this is your chance to reinvent yourself! Embrace your inner Whovian and try on different hats, bowties, or even a fez (you know, because fezzes are cool 😉). #BowtiesAndFezzes As we approach the next Full Moon on June 4th at precisely 3:43:56 (yes, I can be that accurate), you'll find your wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey energy reaching its peak. This is an excellent time to tackle those daunting tasks you've been avoiding. Harness your inner Dalek, exterminate procrastination, and watch your productivity soar to new heights! #ExterminateProcrastination During this lunar cycle, you may also encounter a few Cybermen-like individuals, trying to upgrade you into someone you're not. Be sure to maintain your quirky, nerdy personality, and don't let anyone's attempts at assimilation bring you down. Remember, you're fantastic just as you are! #StayNerdyMyFriends Lastly, dear Virgo, it's important to keep in mind that, like a wise Time Lord, you should always have a plan B. Or a plan C, D, E...you get the idea. Things may get a bit chaotic this month, but as long as you're prepared for any unexpected twists and turns in the space-time continuum, you'll come out on top! So, Virgo, grab your sonic sunglasses, embrace your inner Time Lord, and enjoy the cosmic adventure that lies ahead! Allons-y! #VirgoInTheVortex

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-19-05-2023)