Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Battle Interstellar Dust Bunnies in the Grand Scheme of Celestial Housekeeping!"

The next Virgo will start in 247 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 12 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 219 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 229 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there Virgo, it’s your time to shine brighter than a supernova in the cosmic kitchen. The first quarter moon is like your favorite sci-fi show, it's just getting good and you can't wait to see what happens next. But remember, this ain't no space opera, it's real life! As an earth sign ruled by Mercury, your attention to detail is sharper than a laser scalpel. You've got more precision than a spaceship navigating through an asteroid field. But remember, even the best pilots know when to hit the hyperdrive and when to coast. This week, the universe is begging you to hit the brakes on the spaceship of life. Take some time to marvel at the cosmos, maybe do a little stargazing. And if anyone asks why, just tell them you're communing with the celestial bodies. They might not get it, but hey, their loss! Your organizational skills are unmatched - you could probably sort the entire universe into neat little categories if given enough time. And while that’s great for keeping your spaceship tidy, don’t forget to let a little chaos in every now and then. After all, a pristine spaceship is a boring spaceship. And finally, love is in the air, or rather, in orbit. But be careful, Virgo. Love can be as unpredictable as a rogue comet. Don’t try to chart its course too precisely – just enjoy the ride. So, to sum up, slow down, embrace a little chaos, and let love take you on a wild space ride. And remember, even in the vastness of space, you're never really alone. The stars are always there to keep you company. #VirgoVibes #AstrologyHumor #NerdAstrologer #CelestialCommuning #LoveInOrbit

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 07:52:02 (vir-20-12-2023)