Virgo Report

"Virgo-nator: Hasta La Vista, Mercury Retrograde – I'll Be Back... With Stellar Predictions!"

The next Virgo will start in 93 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 67 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 139 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 49 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! This is your captain, Benjamin Sisko, coming to you from the great celestial wormhole in the vicinity of Deep Space Nine. 🚀 As the Waxing Crescent moon reaches 3.5 days old, I must say, your inner Vulcan and your outer Ferengi are doing a little dance, and it's both fascinating and hysterical to watch! 🌒🕺 Now, with the moon's gravitational pull on your logical side, it's the perfect time to channel your inner Spock and get those projects done. Live long and prosper, my diligent Virgo friends! 🖖📚 However, beware of that pesky Mercury retrograde (or as I like to call it, the Romulan cloaking device of communication) wreaking havoc on your techno gadgets and interpersonal relations. Make sure you double-check your messages before hitting "send" or you might end up with a Klingon battle! ⚔️📱 Remember, your Holosuite awaits, providing you with a safe space for relaxation and fun. Feel free to indulge in your nerdy hobbies, as they will keep you grounded during this cosmic turbulence. 🎮🛸 So, dear Virgo, boldly go where you have never gone before and may the Prophets be with you! 🌌 Hashtags: #VirgoVoyages #WaxingCrescentWisdom #StarTrekAstrology #SpockItOut #MercuryRetrogradeChaos #HolosuiteHaven

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-23-05-2023)