Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"

The next Virgo will start in 335 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, my Virgo compadres! As we venture into the cosmic code of the Matrix, let us not forget that your ruling planet, Mercury, is currently hanging out in our dear Virgo-land. This isn't just a casual visit; it's like Neo showing up at the Oracle's place with cookies. #MatrixMercuryMeetup Now, to translate this from astro-babble to nerd-speak: it's like when you hit the jackpot in Dungeons and Dragons while wearing your lucky Star Wars socks. Basically, you're packing some serious Virgo power right now. #DnDStarWarsSocks With the First Quarter moon 7.9 days old, and I promise I didn't count each day like a love-struck teenager (Alright, maybe I did), things are getting real. This lunar phase is all about taking action. It's like the part in The Matrix where Neo finally realizes he’s “The One” and starts kicking Agent Smith's metallic butt. #MoonKickButt So, what's the action plan? Well, like Neo, you've got to believe in yourself. You've got the knowledge, you've got the tools, now you just need to believe that you can dodge those bullets (or rather, challenges). #BelieveInYourself Remember, Virgos, in the words of Morpheus, "Don't think you are, know you are." With Mercury in your corner, it's time to stop doubting and start doing. You're the hero in your own Matrix. #BeYourOwnNeo P.S. If you meet a guy named Cypher offering you a juicy steak, remember it's just a load of pixels. Stick to your vegan tofu salad. #VeganMatrix Stay tuned, Virgos. Remember, the Astro-Matrix has you!

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-23-09-2023)